Friday 7 August 2015

I Don't Know !

M1 & M2 are in an intense battle of words and thoughts, end of day (more precisely MONTH END), badgered from work, emotionally drained, 'Mind F@%*ed' as somebody says...

Here's a small excerpt from their tussle:

M1: I wish I could die!
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: I don't know.
M2: Ok.

M1: What if I jump from a cliff?
M2: If the wind too decides to be moody then nothing.
M1: Would it be easier if I just jumped into a well and never surface?
M2: What if somebody saw you and jumped along thinking it's SaO JaO?
M1: I wish I could die in solitude!
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: I don't know.
M2: Ok.

M1: What if I simply pack my bags, leave and never come back?
M2: Do you that desperately want to be featured in the "WANTED" column?
M1: How about I lock myself in a room and starve myself to death?
M2: Really?
M1: I wish I could die without any botheration!
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: I don't know.
M2: Ok.

M1: What if I take a fast train and act as if I slipped my footing and fell off?
M2: What if it happens to be a Chennai Express?
M1: I think it will be best if I swallow some pills with alcohol!
M2: Even in your last few moments you want to be high?
M1: I wish I could die without being judged!
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: I don't know.
M2: Ok.

M1: It would really be an achievement if I could hang myself at work?
M2: Wouldn't it be rather nice to frame a picture of yourself and gift them as a wall hanging?
M1: I think I should just crash the car at 100!
M2: What you are Micheal Schumacher now?
M1: I wish I could die without any excuses!
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: I don't know.
M2: Ok.

M1: Why is everything working against me? I wish I could just live in peace!
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: I.... NOTHING! Nothing indeed!

M2: I wish I could simply vanish!
M1: Neither do you have a Harry Potter's cloak, nor are you Mr. X, do NOT; and even think about conjuring up some weird concoction 'coz then I will have to invent even more ideas to end my life.
M2: What's stopping you?
M1: EVERYTHING! Oh! I don't know!!!

P.S. 
M1 = Me, when I am lost and lonely...
M2 = Me, 'coz I am the only one that knows me! 


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